Nintendowas acutely aware one of the leading reasonsBreath of the Wildwas so well-loved is because it allowed players to flex their creative muscles. That’s why it has seriously upped the ability to do that inTears of the Kingdomvia Link’s new Ultrahand ability. Naturally, less than 24 hours after the sequel launched, someone has already used Ultrahand to create a giant flamethrowing dick.
The contraption’s one and only use appears to be as a stationary flamethrower that emits fire from its junk. WhileKotakuis the site responsible for shining a spotlight on this work of art/monstrosity (I haven’t decided which way I’m leaning yet), exactly who created it remains a mystery. Please step forward so we can shake your hand, or take away yourSwitch. Again, I’m undecided on how I feel.
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Ultrahand, the name of which appears to have beeninspired by an obscure Nintendo toy from the 1960s, allows Link to fuse together just about anything he can find throughout Hyrule. Nintendo assumed that new ability would be used to make boats and even rockets, likely not realizing someone would make a crude statue within hours of the game launching. More fool them.
The anonymous player appears to have cobbled together some logs and doors to create something that looks a little bit like the robot my three-year-old drew the other day. Not exactly something that will intimidate any nearby bokoblins. That’s until Link fires an arrow directly into its penis, at which point the robot’s dick springs to life, waving up and down as fire sprays out of it.
Cue all of you trying to recreate this over the weekend as Twitter will likely be overrun with a sea of giant robots with the ability to shoot fire out of their dongs. In fact, I wouldn’t be surprised to see a guide on how to make an exact replica by the time I return for work on Monday morning. I’m not too sure it’s the kind of thing you’ll want to rely on in your battle with Ganondorf, though. Hey, maybe the returning villain is just out of shot andthat’s why the fire robot is so excited.
Tears of the Kingdom’s producer revealed right before launch that even thoughhe has played the sequel from start to finish 20 times, he continues to make new discoveries. Perhaps he’s the player responsible for the contraption above, hence the anonymity. It definitely wasn’t created by the speedrunnerwho has managed to beat the game in a little more than 94 minutes. I’d hazard to guess creating the smiling flamethrower may have taken a significant chunk of their record time if so.
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